Amidst the code, a battlefield, The software dev does not yield, 75 defects on the wall, The bug basher stands tall. A pull request, it doth await, But the tech lead's tears, they can't abate, For every line of code must be, Sifted through with scrutiny. The EM's rage, it

Oh man, who lives by the JIRA board. The developer who dwells in the land of endless tickets and endless to-do lists, forever bound to the JIRA board. But in their tireless efforts to keep the project on track, they find solace in the satisfaction of seeing their work come